I see these at the store all the time, but i hear nobody play through them. I would like to, but it looks like a bitch to eq. Anybody know what these things sound like?

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Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?