you could always try making the sounds with your mouth?
.....long outdated now
Epi LP/Sqiuer Strat (I luvs to beats mine gittters)
--->Dano Fish & Chips EQ > BOSS SD-1 > BOSS DS-1 > BOSS HM-2 > Washburn ASC-7 > BOSS CE-5 > BOSS PS-3 > Ibanez DE-7 > VOX V847 Wah > Digtech Digiverb > Ernie Ball Volume --->
VOX AC30 CC2 2x12
(and once it's back in commission...STEREO) Traynor YGM-4 4x8