a catalinbread super chile picoso, or maybe even the sagrado poblano picoso for your tele, will fatten your sound right up.
www.catalinbread.com

As for a cheap but good sounding distortion, I'd get a boss DS-1 off ebay (~$30) and get it modded by indyguitarist (~$50).

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Well, since everyone else here is doing it, and I'm one to jump off a cliff when all my friends do, here's my rig:

For guitar:
Tonebone boneyard pedalboard

Diamond Compressor
5 Loooper
Strobostomp
Vox V847 Wah
Boss PS-5 (Coming soon)
T.C. Jauernig Diabolical Gristle Tone Manipulator OD pedal
Tonebone Hot British
Boss EQ-20
ISP Noise Decimator
Boss DD-20
Catalinbread Sagrado Poblano Picoso

Backup Rig:
Boss OD-20
Catalinbread Super Chile Picoso

Off my board:
Boss RC-20XL (used for practising)
Dunlop Original Crybaby
Monte Allums Modded SD-1 (SD-808 mod)


I use lava cables