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Originally posted by DavyBoy721
I still like:
[Doorbell rings]
[Quagmire opens door in his robe]
Postal Lady: Package for Glenn Quagmire.
[He goes inside and comes back out without the robe]
Quagmire: I got a package for you too!
[She sprays mase in his face]
Quagmire: Nice try, but I've built up an immunity!
Or when Meg goes to Connie's sweet 16 and tries to ambush it and they bring Quagmire over for backup:
Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!
or my favorite
Quagmire: Fat chicks need love too...they just have to PAY!
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I think its safe to say, that after page 1 of this thread it has turned off topic. Anyways........I like where its going.